How often should I change my boxers, my briefs, or my Y-brow?

There are several schools of thought on this old question. Some people say that you should change them once a day, others say you should change them twice a day.

Then there are those who claim that you should change your underpants four or five times a day when the need arises and then there are those strange people who think you should change them at least once a year that whether you like it or not.

How many times you change your underwear is entirely up to you. It is a private and personal affair between you and your extremities.

 

How often do you change your underwear?

  • Top form
  • Once a day (I live on a budget)
  • Twice a day (I have more money than the guy above me)
  • Every chance I get (I'm certified crazy)
  • Once a year or less (I am the legend)
  • I do not wear one (commando is the way to go!)

Here’s a fun fact- Did you know that when you fart, small particles of poo are scattered in the air and that's what others feel. Yes, which is why, MAYBE you should be changing your underwear a little more than once every other day.

Change your underwear once a year

If you are one of those guys who change your underwear once a year for your birthday, whether they need to be changed or not, then I have some bad news for you.

You’re sticking it up pretty bad down there. You probably don’t care what I or anyone else thinks about your chronic hygiene habits and you probably don’t want to hear it, but at least let your guy down there BREATHE a little! He needs to live a little, or at the very least, not suffocate so much.

You are the guy that everyone crosses the road to avoid, they feel you, or even smells you about 20 minutes before you see them. They notice they walk you walk, and the way you fidget with your groin. When the truth is, you only walk funny because your underwear has so many stains, fluids and excrement glued to them that they are as stiff as a board. Exactly – totally gross and probably a bit too explicit for you readers. SO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

You are the guy who has a good sniff at the laundry basket to see which clothes smell before heading out. And if the smell isn’t too bad, you put it on again, regardless of how many times it’s been worn. Let’s not even talk about what happens during the winter because your nose would probably be blocked, hence, you’d probably think it was always alright to keep wearing the same pair of briefs.

The multiple underwear changer

There are guys who take underwear to the extreme, you will find these guys visiting the restroom or locker room several times a day.

These guys are extremely hygienic, with a lot of emphasis on HYGENIC. When he pisses, he changes them, when he cooks them, he changes them, when he farts, he changes them. The sad fact is that this guy would change his underwear every hour on time if it was possible.

It can be perfect hygiene for your extremities but think of all those dirty and dirty underwear that you carry with you throughout your daily routine. Maybe you have more money than sense and can allow you to throw your underwear barely carried in the trash every time you change them.

Change your underpants / underwear once a day

If you are one of those people who change their panties once a day, when exactly should this be once a day?

Should it be when you get out of bed in the morning?

When you go to bed at night?

At some point in between?

Deciding when once a day is the hardest part, if you put clean underwear on the first thing after you get out of bed, you have all day in front of you. Thanks to rest at work and play, you will wear the same panties as you sweat, you will have to use the toilet at some point and maybe drops of urine or skid marks (gross, but true) if you are not a good one wiper.

You may be expelling perhaps or a little wind in the back, or farting ordinary people, when you wear your pair of briefs daily. Then you go home and take a bath or a shower. When you're clean, do you put on that same pair of underwear that you wore during the day? If so, does it not defeat the purpose of having a shower? Then you wear them all night in bed, where you sweat again and maybe even if you have an erotic dream, take other body fluids on them. Well, thank goodness you change them again in the morning.

Change your briefs twice a day

If you are one of those people who change their underwear twice a day, then you are slightly more in touch with your personal hygiene than those who change only once.

You get up in the morning put a clean pair and after your daily routine, you go home and take a shower or bath and put another pair clean.

Of course, you face the same routine as the guy once a day, the \only difference is that this may seem more hygienic and it is probably at a point, because in your daily routine, you wear the same underwear for 12 hours at a time and 12 hours is a long time in the life of the underwear. Stains and smells have a lot of time to get together and have a little party together. At least they were clean when you put them on.

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